Barbara Walters, Anthony Clark, Van Morrison
At the end of the monologue, a guy dressed up as an Olympic runner bolts across the stage, and later he paces around the backdrop. Also, comedian Anthony Clark promotes his new sitcom Boston Common.
Episodes
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Show #0460
Amongst the latest “”Back-to-School Items:”” Oreo Cookies with Clearasil Pad Filling, Larry King Ex-Wife Trading Cards, and a Kate Moss Lunchbox. Later, Andy Dick promotes “”Newsradio.””
22
Show #0461
The cast and crew explains why they’re glad the O. J. Simpson trial is over; Julianne Moore promotes “”Safe.””
23
Show #0462
Pete Fatovich, “”Creepy Dave,”” and Gerard comment on the OJ verdict, while Chazz Palminteri gives an audience member his coat.
24
Show #0463
Dave’s “”younger brother Carl”” sits in on violin; Dave thinks he’s on a caffeine buzz.
25
Show #0464
26
Show #0465
Dave, Cybill Shepherd, and sports legend Joe Montana throw footballs into cabs on 53rd Street. After repeated attempts, all three find their target at once. Also, Dave announces that tonight’s show is in “”actual size.””
27
Show #0466
Via live remote, Dave asks a customer at a nearby laundromat to take a pair of pants out of the dryer and bring them into the theater for guest Richard Simmons to wear.
28
Show #0467
Marilyn Horne of the Metropolitan Opera presents the Top Ten; the Rev. Jesse Jackson discusses current events and mentions his son’s run for Congress.
29
Show #0468
During CBS Mailbag, Dave goes sailing with Paul, the models and Bob Denver. Later, William Shatner is beamed out of his seat.
30
Show #0469
Dave goes to New Jersey to find a date for mailroom employee/superstar extrordinaire Bob Borden. Meanwhile, Paul is missing, so Dave leaves the theater and finds him chatting at a party with Woody Allen.
31
Show #0470
Dave starts reading the Miranda Rights before realizing he has the wrong index card. He leaves the studio to search for the correct card and finds “”NYPD Blue”” stars Jimmy Smits and Dennis Franz reading the Top Ten List to a captured thug.
32
Show #0471
Throughout the show, The “”Jimmy Letterman Singers”” sing “”Jimmy.”” Later in the show, Dave concedes: “”It sucks, it stinks, it blows; it ain’t working.””
33
Show #0472
Throughout this year’s World Series, kid reporter Sparky Mortimer has been making reports from the stadiums in Cleveland and Atlanta. Tonight, he lands a quick interview with Braves owner Ted Turner.
34
Show #0473
During CBS Mailbag, Paul does a Johnny Carson impression. Later, Dave and Michael Rappaport lather up in order to use the CBS spa.
35
Show #0474
Dave and Paul recruit a guy named Moe from a delicatessen, and the CBS Orchestra puts together a music video about him. Later, Sparky Mortimer runs the bases at Jacobs Field in Cleveland.
36
Show #0475
Upon returning to NYC, Dave gives Sparky a pat on the back for a job well done; Casey Kasem introduces Wayne Hazeltine and the Pants Across America Tour; Carol Burnett takes off her skirt.
37
Show #0476
A pumpkin launcher is demonstrated on 53rd Street, while The Pants Across America tour stops at St. Louis.
38
Show #0477
Casey Kasem and the Pants Across America tour reports from Mount Rushmore, while up and coming actress Claire Danes introduces one of her favorite bands, UB40.
39
Show #0478
Carol Channing harasses Dave during CBS Mailbag; the tour hits the Grand Canyon.
40
Show #0479
Tonight on the “”Pants Across America”” tour, Casey Kasem is in Las Vegas, listening to an Elvis impersonator perform “”Burning Love.””
