Stupid Pet Tricks, Ray Liotta, Soul Asylum
Episodes
1
Show #0440
Dave grills his new announcer, making him do voiceovers throughout the show (including #1 on the top ten list).
2
Show #0441
Tom Snyder wants everybody to know that he does not hold a grudge with Dave. Meanwhile, Alan Kalter continues to get used to his new surroundings.
3
Show #0442
Charlton Heston plays “”Dave’s Boss”” and bullies him mercilessly. Later, Kevin Pollak promotes “”The Usual Suspects.””
4
Show #0443
Amongst the “”Items Included in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:”” Stuff found in ZZ Top’s beards, a guitar made of David Crosby’s old liver, and Marv Albert’s Rock & Roll Bloopers, with Hootie (as in Hootie and the Blowfish) getting hit on the head by a basketball. Meanwhile, in order to prepare for […]
5
Show #0444
Wesley Snipes promotes “”Money Train,”” then strips to a dress.
6
Show #0445
A day after the Emmy Awards, Dave tosses donuts into the audience with the new Donut-A-Pult. Quote Dave: “”Now it’s really hard to believe we didn’t win an Emmy.”” Meanwhile, Biff Henderson recites a passage from the Packwood Diaries.
7
Show #0446
The Donutapult returns, while Dave brings in a cabbie to write a Top Ten list.
8
Show #0447
While promoting the movie “”Showgirls,”” star Elizabeth Berkeley gives Dave a lap dance.
9
Show #0448
Gerard, Rupert, and others discuss what they like about Autumn, while Rush Limbaugh introduces a mini-Donutapult.
10
Show #0449
During CBS Mailbag, Cyndi Lauper sings “”Lactose Intolerant.”” Later, the Donutapult makes one last appearance.
11
Show #0450
Throughout the show, winners of obscure beauty pageants (including “”Miss Peanut”” and “”Miss South Carolina Tobacco””) walk across the stage and escort tonight’s guests.
12
Show #0451
Dick Assman is still popular in Canada; Newt Gingrich presents the Top Ten list; Thomas Haden Church promotes “”Ned & Stacey””; Dave juggles peaches.
13
Show #0452
Rudy Guiliani give Dave a key to the city, then takes it back.
14
Show #0453
Dave gives a three pound ham to an audience member, while “”Friends”” star Courtney Cox launches the “”Donutapult 2000.””
15
Show #0454
Eddie Jamison (the guy who said “”I Love You, Man!”” in those beer commercials) interrupts the monologue; Doc Severinsen sits in with the band; Mary Tyler Moore accuses Dave of being a brown-noser.
16
Show #0455
Doc Severinsen is still sitting in; The Delaria Sisters, a group of women who hang by their hair on a pole, demonstrate their skills; Dave chats with a grade-schooler who ran off a burgler.
17
Show #0456
Dave invites his neighbor Steve over for coffee; Ellen Cleghorne promotes her new sitcom.
18
Show #0457
13 NYC cab drivers are invited to serve on a mock jury to determine the fate of OJ Simpson. Instead, they’re serenaded by Mel Torme.
19
Show #0458
1995: Uma Thurman joins Geraldo Rivera as the mock jury of cab drivers continues to deliberate, led by foreman Parminder Singh. Dave notes, “”Uma, Parminder; Parminder, Uma.””
20
Show #0459
Dave introduces “”The Donutapult 2000+,”” which is so big it has to sit out on 53rd Street. Later in the show, it is converted into “”The Melonapult 2000+.””
