The Wettest Stories Ever Told
As the family waits for their food at “The Frying Dutchman,” they pass the time by telling stories. Lisa tells about the Mayflower’s journey to America, where Marge and her kids are Pilgrims and they are joined by a knave…
Episodes
1
The Bonfire of the Manatees 22
After Homer gets into trouble over his football gambling debts, he allows the Springfield Mafia to shoot a “snuggle film” in the house without Marge’s permission. When she and the kids return home from a trip to “Santa’s Village” and find production still going on, a furious Marge leaves for the beach and encounters a […]
2
The Girl Who Slept Too Little 23
After the family successfully protest against a stamp museum being built next to their house, a cemetery is built near the Simpson house instead, making the normally unflappable Lisa realize that someone as smart as her can be afraid of something.
3
Milhouse of Sand and Fog 23
Never one to miss the opportunity to make a quick buck, Homer cashes in on Maggie’s bout of chicken pox. He decides to host a Pox Party and charges parents to infect their children.
4
Treehouse of Horror XVI 23
Bart ends up in a coma after attempting to jump from the roof to the swimming pool at Spinster Arms Apartments, while attending a hunting party at Burns Manor, Homer panics and believes the prey is the hunting party, and after losing a Halloween costume contest to Dr Hibbert as Dracula, a real witch puts […]
5
Marge’s Son Poisoning 23
When Bart decides to spend a bit of time with Marge, it’s not long before he’s buying tea sets and singing duets. Has he turned into a mummy’s boy?
6
See Homer Run 23
Homer becomes Springfield’s safety guru and before long he’s challenging Mayor Quimby for office. Until, that is, there’s an embarrassing mishap with his costume.
7
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas 23
Marge is shunned after Homer has an altercation with the Easter Bunny at the mayor’s egg hunt. A lonely Marge joins a women’s group who plan to steal $1 million from Mr Burns.
8
The Italian Bob 23
Homer brings the whole family along when he is sent to Italy to pick up a new sports car for Mr. Burns, when they find themselves in a small town that Sideshow Bob has become the mayor of.
9
Simpsons Christmas Stories 23
The Simpsons re-enact the Nativity; a World War II tale stars Grampa, Mr. Burns and Santa; a musical features “The Nutcracker Suite.”
10
Homer’s Paternity Coot 23
Mail from forty years earlier is discovered, and a letter from Homer Simpson’s mother’s old boyfriend states that he is Homer’s true father. Homer sets out to find his supposed new father, leaving Abe behind.
11
We’re on the Road to D’ohwhere 23
After Bart steals a key from Principal Skinner’s office and gets himself into hot water, Marge and Homer send him to a behavior modification camp.
12
My Fair Laddy 23
Mr. Krupt is the school’s new gym teacher and introduces Bart and the kids to “BOMBARDMENT!” Bart’s attempt to get back at the new gym teacher results in the destruction of Groundskeeper Willie’s shack and the family takes him in. Lisa decides to make Willie the focus of her science fair project and tries to […]
13
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story 23
The family is on a nature walk through “Carl’s Dad Caverns,” when Homer tries to get a piece from a stalactite. This results in the family falling through the cave floor and winds up with Homer getting stuck in the ceiling of one of the lower chambers of the cave. Marge, Bart and Maggie go […]
14
Bart Has Two Mommies 23
The family is at a church fund-raiser, where Homer tries to ensure his rubber duck onto victory, but Flanders wins the big prize, which he doesn’t want and gives it to Marge. In return Marge agrees to watch Rod and Todd while Ned is attending a left-handed convention. While Marge is spending all her time […]
15
Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife 22
Homer is stoked for a party, where Lenny shows off his new plasma screen HD TV. Three days later and Homer still hasn’t left Lenny’s apartment. Lenny eventually gets him to leave and Marge enters them in a contest where they can win a plasma TV of their own. They don’t win, but 3rd place […]
16
Million Dollar Abie 23
Homer spearheads the effort to get pro-football to bring a new franchise to Springfield. The football commissioner, on his way to officially award the franchise, stops at the Simpson house where Grandpa (mistaking him for a burglar) attacks him. Springfield loses out and Abe becomes the town’s pariah. After trying and failing assisted suicide, Abe […]
17
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore 23
At the power plant a movie is shown where the workers endorse outsourcing and Mr. Burns announces that he is closing the plant and moving the work to India. Homer is the only union employee left on the payroll and he is sent to India to train the replacement workers, when he succeeds beyond expectations, […]
18
The Wettest Stories Ever Told 23
As the family waits for their food at “The Frying Dutchman,” they pass the time by telling stories. Lisa tells about the Mayflower’s journey to America, where Marge and her kids are Pilgrims and they are joined by a knave named Homer who joins their family to escape the authorities. Bart recounts the story of […]
19
Girls Just Want to Have Sums 23
The family attends “Stab-A-Lot: The Itchy and Scratchy Musical.” The musical’s director is a graduate of Springfield Elementary and Principal Skinner puts his foot in mouth when he makes sexist comments about her education and that of women in general. He tries to make the situation better, but only buries himself deeper and deeper until […]
20
Regarding Margie 23
Marge goes on a cleaning frenzy before the housekeeper she’s won the services of comes to the house. One spot remains and she mixes a number of toxic cleaners together to tackle the job. The noxious mixture knocks her out and she wakes up suffering from amnesia. Marge is taken home and the family tries […]
