Tom Arnold, Bernie Williams, Bush
Episodes
21
Ricki Lake, Gillian Anderson, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
22
Tom Hanks, Gina Gershon, Riverdance
Sanborn’s still sitting in; Paul appears in a Bob Dole campaign ad; Tom Hanks promotes “”That Thing You Do!””
23
Val Kilmer, Nicole Sullivan, ZZ Top
It’s Biff’s 50th birthday, so Dave promotes his new PBS political roundtable chatfest, “”The Henderson Group.”” Tonight’s panelists: Biff, Dave, Paul, and “”outspoken liberal”” Pat Farmer.
24
Julie Andrews, “Pee Wee” Scheidt, Dave Matthews Band
Calvert plays Bob Dole’s go-between; The Dave Matthews Band performs “”Crash Into Me.””
25
Wayne Gretzky, Jonathan Silverman, Tori Amos
Referring to a current TV Guide that pays tribute to Dave’s Suit of Alka Seltzer from his NBC days, Rupert Jee stands in a bowl of clam chowder.
26
Michael J. Fox, Jeanne Moreau, Ray Davies
1996: Dave shows a tape of Bob Dole blinking in the first presidential debate; Michael J. Fox gets a car for high school graduation (he didn’t officially graduate until that Spring); the Kinks’ Ray Davies performs “”To the Bone.””
27
Sam Donaldson, Spike Lee, Clint Black
Clint Black sits in; the roof cam reveals campaign workers scuffling outside.
28
Samuel L. Jackson, Leela Rashon, Midnight Oil
Dave searches for a new anchor for CBS-2 New York, and decides on a girl named Donna Hill. She makes several (bogus) news reports throughout the night.
29
Geena Davis, Peter Gallagher, Andy Kindler
1996: Three audience girls are given hams; Dave shows a (supposed) clip from tonight’s Vice Presidential debate; Dave and Marv Albert point out another audience member who happens to be wearing a neckbrace.
30
George Foreman, Tom Everett Scott, Shawn Colvin
During CBS Mailbag, Calvert appears as “”Derek the Cantankerous Wallaby””; guest George Foreman pulls a truck.
31
Cindy Crawford, Jack Hanna, Lyle Lovett
Cindy Crawford walks onstage with heavy eye makeup, and Dave asks where she got her black eyes.
32
Rosie O’Donnell, Jon Favreau, Sheryl Crow
33
Jon Lovitz, Ken Olin, Enrique Iglesias
Dave shows a poster that proves that Bob Dole’s presidential campaign is doomed: “”For The Love of God, Don’t Vote for Tubby.”” Also, Calvert reports from the Game 1 of the Braves-Yankees World Series, during which he hugs the mayor of Atlanta.
34
Ted Danson, Claire Danes, Phil Collins
35
Jimmy Smits, John Leguizamo, Brian Regan
Dave says goodnight halfway through the show and then leaves. Paul goes to search for Dave but gets distracted playing basketball. Dave is finally found guiding planes on the runway at JFK Airport, so Biff calls him via a courtesy phone and tells him to return.
36
Joe Torre, Don Rickles, The Heads
Dave salutes the 1996 World Champion New York Yankees and welcomes manager Joe Torre.
37
George Steinbrenner, Jeremy Piven, Chris Isaak
Dave chats with redeemed Yankees owner George Steinbrenner, while Rupert launches the “”Deli of Terror.””
38
Isabella Rossellini, Garry Marshall, Bryn Terfel
Bill Murray serves as the show’s roving reporter, asking pedestrians outside about the upcoming national election. Also, Dave shows off his new, thinner haircut.
39
Jeff Foxworthy, Naomi Campbell, Jake Johannsen
In honor of Halloween, Dave presents “”Biff the Headless Stage Manager””; the problem, though, is that Biff is dressed as a Thanksgiving pilgrim.
40
Stupid Human Tricks, Dana Carvey, Steven Wright
“”Friday Night on the Road”” begins in Beantown, as Michael Hirsch, aka “”The Bar,”” makes his stunning transformation from dorm geek to BMOC.
