Uma Thurman, Mark Wahlberg, Eddie Izzard
""Dr."" Bill DeLace comments on seasonal allergies; Mark Wahlberg promotes ""Boogie Nights.""
Episodes
1
Terry Bradshaw, Carmen Electra, Eddie Brill
Dave shows highlights from the annual Labor Day staff cookout on 53rd Street; Terry Bradshaw and stagehand Corky Ramirez both inexplicably break into song.
2
Steven Seagal, Brittany Starr, Beck
Warren is caught watching tennis on TV; Dave harasses teen talk show host John Hall; Beck performs “”Devil’s Haircut.””
3
Joan Lunden, Chris Rock, Fiona Apple
Viewers at home receive the rare opportunity to see the new audience orientation tape (starring Leonard Tepper). Later, Fiona Apple performs “”Criminal.””
4
Geena Davis, Martha Stewart, Robert Carlyle
5
Kevin Kline, Jamie Foxx, Sugar Ray
On Warren’s last night filling in for Paul, he receives a “”Deputy of Comedy”” badge. Later, Sugar Ray performs “”Fly.””
6
Danny DeVito, Patrick Rafter, Tim McGraw
Paul returns from filming “”Blues Brothers 2000″” with a shaved head. Meanwhile, Dave, Biff, Regis, Al Roker, and Bob Barker harass people in Central Park.
7
Salma Hayek, Joan Cusak, Louie Anderson
Dave calls the pay phone island outside so that an unsuspecting tourist could participate in a comedy skit. When nobody picks up a phone, Dave goes on the street and invites a guy from Vermont to perform a musical number with Tony Randall.
8
Noah Wylie, Damon Wayons, Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliot
Dave is so fascinated by Paul’s shaved head (introduced last night) that he has to talk about it at the beginning of the show.
9
Andie MacDowell, Cynthia Cooper, Nanci Griffith & Darius Rucker
Paul writes a song for a trucker who participated in “”Know Your Current Events,”” while Dave chats with WNBA MVP Cynthia Cooper.
10
Jennifer Jason Leigh, Starr Jones, Bee Gees
Dave chats with CBS star “”Steve Urkel”” (Gerard), while Star Jones plugs “”The View.””
11
George Clooney, Bill Cosby
Dave listens to the philosophies of second-graders in “”Dave Talks to Kids””; George Clooney promotes “”The Peacemaker.””
12
Nicole Kidman, Gregory Hines, God’s Property
Biff delivers a housewarming gift to a Hooters franchise that just opened, and they send back buffalo wings. Later, an NBC nurse tends to Nicole Kidman’s cold.
13
Jennifer Lopez, Michael Lamonico, Bill Engvall
Dave discusses aerosol cheese with last minute guest Chef Michael Lomonaco who says, “”It’s great when you’re driving, actually. You get a little squirt when you’re driving.””
14
Alec Baldwin, Jonathan Lipnicki, Deana Carter
Richard Simmons interupts “”Know Your Current Events””; Drew Carey presents “”Top Ten Signs You Work in a Bad Office””; 7-year-old Jonathan Lipnicki promotes his new sitcom, “”Meego.””
15
Kim Basinger, Ray Ramano, Jackson Browne
In a return to the popular theme nights of yore, the entire LATE SHOW audience consists of freshmen from NYU. During the show, Candice Bergen presents a special college-themed Top Ten list.
16
Fourth Anniversary Special
Dave shows some of his favorite remotes, segments, and comedy clips from the first four years of “”The Late Show.””
17
Fran Drescher, Ryan Tripp, Brooks & Dunn
Bob Borden finally gets to meet Jaleel “”Urkel”” White, while Paul composes a musical number about pastries that resemble celebrities.
18
Michael J. Fox, Sarah O’Hare, Patti Smith
Dave gives a local named Tom Worzall ten seconds of air time, then chats with Wonderbra model Sarah O’Hare.
19
Cameron Diaz, Adam Arkin, Veniamin
Cameron Diaz promotes “”A Life Less Ordinary,”” while the famed contortionist Veniamin does a demonstration.
20
Matt Lauer, Ryan Kurlander, Sheryl Crow
Dave comments on the Yankees playoff chances, then chats with new “”Today”” co-host Matt Lauer.
